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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:22

MURDER AT WALMART

Tired of constantly being

broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both

problems by taking out a

large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then

arranging to have her killed.

 

A 'friend of a friend' put him

in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who

went by the name of 'Artie.'

Artie explained to the

husband that his going price

for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000 payable up front.

The Husband said he was

willing to pay that amount,

but that he wouldn't have

any cash on hand until he

could collect his wife's

insurance money.. Artie

insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the

man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar

bill that rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes,

& reluctantly agreed to

accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

>A few Days later, Artie

followed the man's wife to

the local Super Wal-Mart Store. There, he surprised

her in the produce

department and proceeded

to strangle her with his

gloved hands.

As the poor unsuspecting woman slumped to the floor,

the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the

murder scene.

Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie

had no choice but to strangle

the produce manager as well.

 

However, unknown to Artie,

the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden

security Cameras and

observed by the store's

security guard, who

immediately called the police.

Artie was caught and

arrested before he could

even leave the store.

Under intense Questioning at the police station, Artie revealed

the whole sordid plan,

including his unusual financial arrangements with the

hapless husband who was

also quickly arrested.

The next day in the

newspaper, the headline declared...



(You're Going to hate this...)

 



 

'ARTIE CHOKES

2 for $1.00 at WAL-MART!'

 

Oh, quit


Groaning!


I don't write this stuff,


I receive it from my


warped


Friends and then send it on

to you.


 

 

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Last Updated on Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:22