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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Thursday, 15 July 2010 13:08

A Polish man moved to the UK and married a British girl. 
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. 
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could 
arrange a divorce for him. 
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,

ad asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds? 
Yes,an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? 
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge? 
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like? 
All my relations stil in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? 
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up? 
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger? 
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce? 
She going to kill me. 
What makes you think that? 
I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say:

~~~Polish Remover*~~~




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Last Updated on Friday, 16 July 2010 10:31