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Written by Cosmic |
Thursday, 09 September 2010 21:11 |
Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach. They were all philosophising on what was the fastest thing in the world.
Seymour said, "Me tink de fasses ting is a thought, because b4 u can tink it it already thought."
Winston said, " Nah man, da fassess ting is a blink, cos b4 you tink 2 blink you dun blink already."
Delroy said, " No man, da fassess ting is helectricity becas when you turn on de light it travel fass and de lite come on."
Leroy say, " Nah man, You is aaaaaaalll wrong man !!! I knows dat for a Fact dat De fassess ting in de world most definite is diarrhoea, Cos las nite b4 i could tink, blink, or switch on de lite, Me shit meself !!!
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