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Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach.

They were all philosophising on what was the fastest thing in

the world.

 

Seymour said, "Me tink de fasses ting is a thought, because

b4 u can tink it it already thought."

 

Winston said, " Nah man, da fassess ting is a blink, cos b4

you tink 2 blink you dun blink already."

 

Delroy said, " No man, da fassess ting is helectricity becas

when you turn on de light it travel fass and de lite come on."

 

Leroy say, " Nah man, You is aaaaaaalll wrong man !!! I knows

dat for a Fact dat De fassess ting in de world most definite is

diarrhoea, Cos las nite b4 i could tink, blink, or switch on de

lite, Me shit meself !!!

 

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