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Written by Cosmic   
Thursday, 02 September 2010 12:13


The Day the Penis asked for a Raise


I, the  Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the  following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I  work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into  everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public  holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work  in a dark workplace that has poor  ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My  work exposes me to contagious  diseases.

Sincerely,


P.  Niss


The  Response


Dear  Penis:


After assessing your request, and considering  the arguments you have raised, the administration  rejects your request for the following  reasons:


You do not work 8 hours  straight.

You fall asleep after brief work  periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the  management team. You do not stay in your  designated area and are often seen visiting other  locations.

You do not take initiative - you  need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start  working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the  end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary  safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct  protective clothing.

You will retire well before you  are 65. (Hopefully untrue!)

You are unable to work double  shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work  area before you have completed the assigned  task..

And if that were not all, you have  been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace  carrying two suspicious-looking  bags.


Sincerely,


V.  Gina



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