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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Friday, 06 August 2010 12:19

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven


1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia.  How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit

shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &

sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a  massive heart

attack. I suspected that my husband was

cheating, so I came home early to catch

him in the act. But instead, I found him all

by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was

another woman there somewhere that I

started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and

down into the basement. Then I went

through every closet and checked under

all the beds. I kept this up until I had

looked everywhere, and finally I became

so exhausted that I just keeled over with

a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look

in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.



 

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