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WAL-MART PEOPLE AGAIN (Pt2).......... PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Wednesday, 28 July 2010 11:55

WARNING: Wal-Mart Shoppers Ahead!

 

Lord, have mercy on them for they know not what they do!



No way, Laquanda, absolutely not!  That outfit does not at all make you look like a Hooker.

Midlothian, Virginia



Aw yes, don't you just love the holiday season in Easley!!  I hope Abe is buying some new shirts. Is it really necessary to say ANYTHING ELSE?
Easley, South Carolina




On first glance, did it appear to anyone else that Gisella's dog is coming out her butt?
Orem, Utah



It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs.

Houston, Texas




Mesmerized here at the Wal-mart Hiring Center , Pinetop thinks this is his lucky day because his mechanic called an hour ago and said, "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Besides, all his redneck buddies told him he was a lock to get this job at Wal-mart, provided he can remember not to smoke weed or drink beer during the job interview.
Austin, Texas



This is perfectly understandable.  Elena Kagan was just on her way to the Country Club when she remembered she needed some coffee and a couple of yoga videos.

Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin.

Nashville , Tennessee



Don't worry, I've already forwarded this picture to Burberry Worldwide in London.

I thought it would be beneficial for them to be reminded of why they got into the fashion and design industry in the first place.

I'm sure Burberry will be ecstatic over seeing their vision spring to life.  Exciting, too, is how Lulu's slippers simply make those shorts POP!!
Did anyone notice her boyfriend is wearing an Auburn T-shirt?

Don't look at me! I didn't take the picture or tell Tater to go to Wal-Mart in the middle of the night with his flashy runway model girlfriend.
Opelika, Alabama



Is that a baby dangling from Raylene's waist like a fanny pack? I don't believe I've ever seen anything like that before.

The only thing wrong with the gene pool around the Ozarks is there's no lifeguard.

Fort Smith, Arkansas



I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say.

Grand Rapids, Michigan



Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!!
Alpharetta, Georgia




Toss in some cat food and Cooter is the loneliest guy in town!
Fort Payne, Alabama



Someone else can try to figure out what she's doing,  because I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach.

Oxford, Mississippi




Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine.

Loves Park, Illinois



I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling, but there is just something about her that tells me she doesn't bake,

she doesn't watch Rachael Ray and she has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen.
La Verne, California



I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim.

Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode.

Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle.
Spring, Texas



For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so bad, that you just can't wait for the bleach to set.

Montgomery, Alabama



Is it even legal to sell that shade of pink?

I love the way Ms. Incense Berkowitz color coordinated her reusable shopping bag to match her shoes, purse, leggings, shirt, jacket, earrings and necklace.

If a bra had been necessary, do you think for one second it would have been any color other than SHRIEKING PINK??
Glendale, California



I warned Ronnie not to wear that shirt out of the house.  Please, someone go provoke him.

I want to see him whack somebody upside the head with a two 2-liter bottle of Squirt!
Brewton, Alabama

 

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