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Written by Cosma Papouis   
Tuesday, 20 July 2010 15:51

Lot's of truth to this...........

'LIFE' THOUGHTS BY 'DUCKY'

 

 


#1 )I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?'
She hit me.

 

 

 

 

 


#2) Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

 


#3) How come we choose from just
two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

#4) Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

#5) I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

#6) When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'


#7) Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

#8)Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

 


#9)Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!

#10)Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

#11)Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!!!!

#12)Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

 







And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Ya just might want to pass this along.......



 

 

 

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